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Welcome to the Eckington Theater

June 1st, 2010 | By

It was a day and time you never knew.  While the rest of America was enjoying “Lum and Abner,” “Fibber McGee and Molly”, “Amos and Andy” and World War II, a Washington, DC, showman was involved in an entertainment battle of his own.

The decrepit Eckington Theater, located near the cross streets of Florida and New York in Northeast DC, was known as the headquarters for a large printing concern.  But the door you see in the lower right hand corner of the picture led to a world of wonder.  It led to…

The Eckington Theater.

Purchased in 1929 for a pittance (which, in 2010 money is about a billion dollars), a young and jovial impresario named Walter J. Puddingbottom sought to turn the theater into the glittering jewel in the dazzling crown of the Washington, D.C. theater scene.  Walter envisioned nothing less than a “New Broadway” centered in the Nation’s capital.

This photo, taken on the day young Puddingbottom purchased the theatrical portion of the building, shows his optimism as the young impresario stands on the corner of Eckington Place and Florida Avenue, waiting for the crowds to arrive for his first show… “And Some Called Them Dandies!” — unfortunately by the time this photo was taken, the show was well into its first act and closed in the middle of the second act.

When Walter learned the truth about his non-existent radio program in 1952, the theater lay dormant until 2001 when XM Satellite Radio purchased the entire building.  Broadway Bill Schmalfeldt and Ben Krech revitalized the theater and made it, for awhile anyway, rival to anything Broadway ever produced.  On the radio, anyway.

When XM merged with its rival, Sirius, the theater again fell into disrepair.

Walter’s failure as an impresario was eclipsed by his failure as a would-be broadcaster.  And it is to his spirit that we dedicate this website.

The Eckington Theater — Rest in Peace

June 1st, 2010 | By

Here is a recent shot of the old location of the Eckington Theater, at the time the world headquarters of XM Satellite Radio.  XM has since merged with Sirius and the Broadway programming has since become lackluster and workaday.

Some would call it progress.

We can not help but wonder what Walter and Eldon would think.

We Found Eldon! (2002)

June 1st, 2010 | By

Shortly before the Eckington Theater was sold and the “On Broadway” Channel moved to the XM studios in New York, Broadway Bill Schmalfeldt conducted an exhaustive search for Eldon McCarricker.

As you will hear, he found him.

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“Polly”

June 1st, 2010 | By

In this undated episode, Walter decides a pet would be just the thing to brighten things up in the theater. He purchases a parrot but learns that, whenever given a particular sound cue, the parrot launches into the most profound and amazing profanity every uttered by a bird.

Eldon is at a loss for what to do, but as usual… Walter concocts a solution.

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The Bullwhip Episode

June 1st, 2010 | By

Walter was always looking to liven up the show. In this episode recorded in April of 1942, introduced in 2002 by Broadway Bill Schmalfeldt, Walter decides to employ a bullwhip act.

Poor Eldon!

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Eldon’s Brain Surgery

June 1st, 2010 | By

In this undated episode, Walter was concerned that Eldon’s verbal skills were slipping. But since there was no such thing as employer health insurance at the time, Walter offers the next best thing.

He does brain surgery. Live. On the air. On Eldon.

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“Dead Mom”

June 1st, 2010 | By

Eldon thought Wilhelmina Puddingbottom was a sweet old woman. Walter knew better. That explains the mixture of emotions when Walter thought his mother had died on the air.

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Wilhelmina and Eldon

June 1st, 2010 | By

As we’ve said, Eldon thought Walter’s mother, Wilhelmina, was a misunderstood, kindly old woman. That is, until Walter took vacation and left his mother in charge. This episode, introduced in 2002 by Broadway Bill Schmalfeldt, was originally recorded in May 1942.

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TWINS

June 1st, 2010 | By

Walter

Otis

For most of his life, Walter J. Puddingbottom thought he was an only child. He was wrong. His wretched mother, Wilhelmina McKecknie Puddingbottom gave birth to twins. She gave one away.

This program, introduced by Broadway Bill Schmalfeldt, was recorded in March 1937. Walter meets his twin.

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TWINS II

June 1st, 2010 | By

In their second radio meeting, Otis Q. Puddingbottom sets an “agent provacatuer” in Walter’s midst to destroy the Eckington Theater.

It doesn’t work. And a bad thing happens to a monkey. This episode is also introduced during a 2002 XM Satellite Radio program by Broadway Bill Schmalfeldt.

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TWINS III

June 1st, 2010 | By

Walter

Otis

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In this final radio meeting of the Puddingbottom Brothers, Walter gives serious consideration to moving to Fond du Lac. Eldon is looking forward to having a pretty pink pony.

It is not to be.

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